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Better late than never?
Hope so.
Cell phone pics fancied up a bit.
Time for one of my favorite holidays too.
Starts at midnight.
Black Friday.
Retail Slut Heaven.
I’m ready.
Shoppers beware. “Those shoes are mine!”

Have fun stuffing yourselves,
and happy HNT

Ooh, panties ’round your knees, with your ass in the breeze
Doin’ that grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermaid baby, and we can do it all

Some like to skinny dip and some like a wet-suit.

Call it a love glove or cock sock. Maybe a raincoat is what you say.
Condoms are needed in this world of madness.
Sir Richards's Condoms

No safe sex spiel coming. Half the time I need one myself to be honest.
I’m basically showing off these Sir Richard’s condoms because I think if you are going to buy condoms you should buy these because for every Sir Richard’s condom bought, they give one condom to a country in need. They even have a mini slogan – “Doing good never felt better.”
In America safe sex is wise, but it is a choice. Some countries are eaten up with disease and condoms are not readily available. That sucks.
So be cool and buy these guys if you buy condoms.
Hope you noticed I am not saying “Go buy condoms.” I know people will do whatever the hell they want, but if you are a condom user then why the heck not do somebody else some good too?

I also urge you to check out Sir Richard’s blog and
their Facebook.

Sir Richards Pleasure Dots

Now to make this HNT fun instead of all serious, What is your favorite slang term for a condom or the act of putting on a condom?
I will start “Put a hat on.” 🙂

Happy HNT everyone.

Oh, and I almost forgot.
You can get them direct from Sir Richard’s site, or from my favorite sexy store – Babeland.
Hope I made these condoms look appealing in the pictures. I kept them in the package because the package looks classy and once out of the package it just looks like a regular condom. I do love the plaid though.

So what is your favorite condom slang term?

Hello, I’m a


You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change, I can feel it.

The People’s Choice Sex Toy Reviewers Award Winners For 2011
and the
Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2011
have come out now and I wasn’t on either list.

For the sex toy reviewers one I am guessing it is because I really don’t review enough compared to those who did get mentioned and it was a bit of a popularity contest because it was all done with readers votes. The people who are super popular and social are going to get a lot more votes than little Ms Pocket.

For the top 100 bloggers I am thinking it is because I don’t update enough and for the last few months I really haven’t been talking about sex much.

Maybe next year.

Sorry I am late on this 😦

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All submitted reviews from October 2011

nerds make me

I have been called a nerd, dork, and weirdo many times.
Is that a bad thing anymore?

I see a lot of shirts lately with stuff like “Nerds make me wet” and “talk nerdy to me” on them.
“I Love Nerds” with a heart shape instead of the “love” is sold all over.
What is your take on the nerdy love going round and just for fun answer me this.

Nerds make me ________.

Not related.

A fun random image to go along with some fun random questions :D

1. Name 5 things you did more of before social networking (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.)?
I played with my little pet shop toys.
I played with my little ponies.
I watched cartoons without a laptop in my lap.
I did cool hairstyles on my dolls.
I played outside.

I don’t do the social networking thing very much really, but I text like crazy. I also don’t really remember there not being social networking. By the time I was old enough to care Myspace was what it was all about.
2. Your house is on fire, what do you grab as you run out?
My pets and some collectibles if I have time. My pets would be my top priority though.

3. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Lately I am a napping owl. I can nap anytime. Usually I am more of a night owl though.
My morning is around 10:am.

a. What time did you go to bed last night?
Midnight-ish. I had to work. I don’t like to stay up into the am on work nights even if I am a night owl.

b. What time did you wake up today?
around 9:30 and that is about an hour before I would have liked.

4. A kid comes up to you and kicks you in the shin, what do you do?
If they are little I complain to their parents or whoever is in charge of them. If they are street kids I yell at them and leave them be.
If they are like 12 or older I would kick the little suckers right back.

5. What three things do you never leave the house without?
Have you seen my hair? Three things wont do it. I need supplies!
Sometimes though I do skip the hair.
So I guess I could say keys, cell phone, and money.

Bonus: Name a place that you visited last week that you’ve never visited before. Briefly tell us about the visit.
Nothing new last week. I did go out and watch some occupy protesters though.

My answers are all boring. I need to get a life this week.


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