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Posted on: January 18, 2012

I was going to do a tanning lotion review.
Hemp2 10x Bronzer.
Who am I kidding though? I’m never very tan. I don’t want to be tan. I like being white. It makes my tattoos show up better.
I do not like being ghost white though so when winter is here like now I do pop into the sun bed for 10 minutes once every week or so to make sure I don’t start to glow with whiteness.

hemp2 bronzer for tanning

I work in a hair salon. One with a tanning salon attached. They sell about a million different tanning products.
O.K. more like a hundred, but it is a lot no matter how you count it.
This is the stuff I like and one of the most popular with the other girls too.
It goes on nice, it doesn’t burn me, and my little ten minute sessions every week or every other week keep me from glowing when I use it.
It is a hemp product.
I’m pro hemp products. We carry about a dozen tanning products with hemp at the salon. It does your skin good.

What it says on Amazon – Hemp2 10x Bronzer Ultra Dark Tanning Lotion W/ Hemp 9oz 10x bronzer – Ten times the darkest color Hemp seed oil – superb skin moisturizer Skin firming – Helps improve appearance of skin

2009 Hemp2 10x Bronzer Ultra Dark Tanning Lotion w/ Hemp 9oz
Good stuff!

If only it said RockettZ

it is a cute pink pocket rocket vibrator

You know I love my Pocket Rockets.
This one is extra cool because it actually says “Pocket Rocket” in a style that reminds me of both cartoons and toys. I don’t know why the font reminds me of that, but it does, and I like it.
It is also PINK!
Pink just makes it more fun.

close up of the pink pocket rocket

Pocket Rockets are my favorite toys. They are low cost, easy to clean, and they do the trick.
They almost never break, and they pretty much all take just one AA battery. I hate having to buy expensive or hard to find batteries for my vibrators.
Besides the looks of this pocket rocket there isn’t anything that makes it stand out from all the others, but as you all know I think looks are important and pink kicks ass.

This pocket rocket is 4 inches long, it has average power for a pocket rocket style vibe, it is made of hard plastic, comes with a little studded cover or tip attachment if you want to call it that, and has lasted through many uses by both myself and one other person without problems.
In general that makes it a very average pocket rocket, which makes sense because it is also barely above the mid-point price wise as far as pocket rockets go.

I have found that when buying a pocket rocket you are in general getting less rattle and a smoother buzz the higher up the price ladder you climb. Besides that your just paying for the looks.

My only bitch about this one would be that it isn’t waterproof.
I don’t usually use this sort of toy in the bath or shower anyway, but it is nice to have the option.

This Pocket Rocket is available at Good vibes.

for the sake of being sexy with my pocket rocket

This last picture is totally unneeded for review purposes, but I am not a paid reviewer anyway and mostly buy my own toys, get them as gifts, or snag them from my friends, so I am allowed to deviate as much as I want from what is considered a normal review.
The reason for this picture is simply because I am an attention whore and like pictures of myself.
I’m not really sure if that is completely true, but I can’t think of a better excuse. I think my 2 top reasons for talking about sex toys may actually be 1) to talk about sex toys 2) to have a reason to post pictures of myself.
I also love to share great toys so people don’t buy crap, but do I need pictures at all to do that?
If I do need pictures, wouldn’t one like the second picture be enough?
Nah, screw that. I’m all about being an internet exhibitionist.

Signing out, Hasta la vista, baby

This was my last Pocket Rockets post.
Pocket RockettZ on pocket rockets HNT
I did it as a Half Nekkid Thursday post and talked about being addicted to Pocket Rockets.

*pouty face*

death from sex toy sad review picture

I hurt my kitty

As a general rule I only review products on my blog that I actually like.
I have decided to break my rule for this toy because I think a public service announcement is necessary.
This toy needs a warning label to be printed big and bold on the box that says “Warning: Not for use if you have any inner labia at all!”

This very cute looking toy is evil.
It tried to kill my kitty, but only succeeded in causing me some pain.
Yes, the Divine Inspiration hurt my kitty.

Catch the name of this toy? “Divine Inspiration”
The inspiration must have come from some very evil-minded woman-hater.

I must admit that it was all my fault though, because I had been warned.
My possession of this toy came about after rummaging through a box of “junk toys” at a friend’s house. It was pretty, unique, and had cool designs on it.
I asked what it was, and was told “it is a piece of shit pussy eater.”
My curiosity was piqued and I asked what was wrong with it.
I was told that it was a rotating vibrator and it tangled her labia all up.
Hmm, curiosity killed the cat they say.
In my case it just hurt my kitty.

I had this idea that a rotating vibe would be fun.
My mind told me that since both my inner and outer labia are smaller than average it would be fun.
I should have listened to my friend.

That night when I went to bed I took this toy with me.

dont let the looks fool you its a death toy

Don't let the pretty looks fool you!

At first I put just a bit of lube on it and tried to use it from a side angle like a Sqweel.
Sliquid Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator
Just didn’t do much in that direction, so I went for it straight on.
Sure enough, it tried to yank at my lips.
I decided I needed more lube and tried it again. Good for a minute, but then it started yanking again.
I added massive amounts of lube and went for it once more. It was kind of cool feeling, but then the lube started sticking up and the thing tried to rip my lips off!
Fucking evil toy!
It rotates both directions with the push of a button.
It doesn’t vibrate without rotation. It just plain sucks.
Maybe if you have no labia at all this would be fun. I’m small though and it tried to eat me.

You have been warned!

So now that I have told you how wonderful the toy works I will tell you another problem I found.
When you look at the picture you can see that the top spinning part and the lower handle have a crack between them.
The top spinning part is silicone and the handle is hard plastic.
After I was done abusing myself with the evil sex toy I went to clean off all the lube.
In that crack was a ton of the stuff.
I wasn’t to worried about breaking the thing, but I didn’t want to because I have a friend with one of those total inny type kitties and thought maybe she would like it.
Still, I couldn’t get the silicone off without ripping it.
I pulled at it and there ended up lube under it too.
This thing is impossible to clean.
Dirty sex toys equal infections. Toys you can’t clean well equal dirty toys.
So whoever invented this thing obviously wanted to make sure that if it didn’t rip your labia off, you would at least get rotten crotch.

I’m wondering what the people at Cal Exotics had in mind when they let this one through.
Cal Exotics is a big company and knows their stuff when it comes to sex toys.
Even so they made a whole line of them. 3 to be exact. I won’t be trying the other two.

If you are tempted as I was to give the evil toy a try, and it tries to eat your kitty, just remember that I warned you.

For all you seekers of punishment out there, you can get it here.

Pretty cool , check this Interview with sex blogger Pocket RockettZ on Jewely Hoxie’s sheboppin’.
Yep, that is me!
Fun fun fun.
Am I really a sex blogger though?
Check it out! For real. Do it.  lol

Also got asked to write an article for Real Sex Toy Reviews on my favorite topic.
Yep, Pocket Rockets!
I haven’t done it yet, but I am excited.
If you want to read fab reviews on sex toys check them out.
I read only real sex toy reviews
Real Sex Toy Reviews is bullshit free. Check it out!

Another great site that lists sex toy reviews I recently discovered is
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews
You have seen the button on my sidebar I am sure.

Love how they list my reviews.
Here is an example.
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews rocks. Check it out!

Huge random shout for Bad Dragon.
They say they make naughty toys for people who want to indulge in fantasies of their favourite species either in private, or with others.
What I see is some CRAZY original dildos.

Bad Dragon

Click it to see some adults only toys

Bad Dragon.
Check it out!

I found them through twitter.

I am on twitter you know.

This is my Twitter. Why aren’t you my friend? Friend me people!
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I’m serious. Follow me.
Tell me to follow you back if you read my blog.
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Also have to give a shout for Views From the Back Row.
If you don’t know about HNT you don’t follow my blog.
Check it out!

Last, but certainly not least.
SlutWalk Seattle
“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself, where you walk, when you walk there, with whom you walk, whom you trust, what you do, where you do it, with whom you do it, what you drink, how much you drink, whether you make eye contact, if you’re alone, if you’re with a stranger, if you’re in a group, if you’re in a group of strangers, if it’s dark, if the area is unfamiliar, if you’re carrying something, how you carry it, what kind of shoes you’re wearing in case you have to run, what kind of purse you carry, what jewelry you wear, what time it is… Blame the victim not the assailant.
If you live in the NW spread the word about SlutWalk Seattle.

slut walk seattle


Time to finish my FFF post.
have a great weekend everybody.

Pocket Rockettz

This is cute.
It was given to me by a friend because they said “This little guy was made for you.”
What do you think? Does it fit my personality?

Frisky kitty vibrator pocket rocket

Ain't it cute?

This pocket rocket is part of an entire line of cute little vibes called bzzz buddies.
They have lots of other cute ones, but truly this one looks like it was designed with me in mind.
Its a kitty, its pink, its my favorite style of vibrator, and it even comes with a cute story about being a curious kitty that likes to explore and loves warm places.
That is me to a T!

I didn’t take a picture of the attachments because I could really care less about them, but it comes with a few.
I like it as is though.
I rarely like attachments on pocket rocket vibes because they are a hassle and I lose them.
For me it is all about just buzzing my bud till I quiver.

Besides being so cute this is just your average pocket rocket. Nothing special about it at all.
That is fine with me because that is exactly why I love pocket rockets so much.
They are the perfect vibrator.
Tiny, powerful, low-cost, and they last forever.
I have used this one in my car, at work, in the bath, and of course in bed.

All the cute Bzzz Buddies pocket rocket vibrators have names.
This one is named Frisky.
Even the name is perfect for me.
So fun!

meow meow meow says this pocket rocket

meow meow meow

I am told this Frisky Kitty was from Good Vibes.
I went and looked. Found they carry two of the Bzzz buddies lineup.
On the official bzzz buddies site  it looks like they currently have 4 models available out of a bunch planned, but I can’t tell for sure. It is a cute site, but you can’t buy stuff there.
Good Vibes has Frisky the kitty though, and that is the most cute of them in my opinion.
Of course that could just be because Frisky looks like it was made personally for me.

I have mentioned a few times that I am sensitive to a lot of chemicals down where I really don’t want to be sensitive.
I need mild and calm when it comes to lubes.

Let me introduce you to Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant.

Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant

Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant

How much do I love this stuff?
Well, let me put it this way- When I have over done it with some other nasty burning product and caused my clit to go from the size of a pencil eraser to the size of a large grape I actually use this stuff as a soothing lube the next morning.
It stops the burn (mostly) and keeps the rubbing down.

For a regular use lube I will admit it is good, but I like slicker things for inserting toys other types (usually causing the swelling) for clitoral toy use.

If I am having regular sex with a guy though this is good stuff.

It feels natural. If you want the natural girl lube feeling I give this stuff an A+
If you want to not get chemicals all over your fun spots you will give it an A+ too.

When I looked the stuff up on the official page at Blossom Organics site this is what I found for a description –
“Expertly formulated by a woman as the naturally pure choice for mindful women seeking heightened intimacy. pH balanced to mimic a woman’s natural chemistry and free of harsh ingredients, this water-based lubricant is non-irritating and provides long-lasting moisture for enhanced pleasure.”

They even give directions!
“USAGE: Apply a desired amount of moisturizing lubricant to your intimate areas. Reapply as needed. Latex-friendly. Gentle enough for daily use to relieve vaginal dryness.”

Intimate areas. I love that. lol
I actually consider my toes to be intimate areas, but I am not going there with this lube.
For all you guys and girls that think toes on (or in) your “intimate areas” is great let me say that silicone lubes are the lubes of choice for a good bit of footsie play.
This stuff just isn’t slick enough or long lasting enough for that.

Again from the official page at Blossom Organics site
100% free of harsh ingredients
Formulated without parabens, petroleum, silicones, alcohol, hormones, artificial dyes, flavorings or fragrances.
pH balanced for a woman
Latex-friendly, glycerin-free, water-based formula
Naturally pure organic ingredients

Sounds good? It is.
You can buy this stuff right off the shelf at Pharmaca in Seattle, and I would guess all their other locations.
Or you can get it online (and maybe at their retail stores) through
Babeland because they rock like that.
I actually should know if they have it in their stores because I have been in the Seattle one a few times. I guess I just get distracted by the dildos and forget to check out the lubes. ha ha.
If you ever get a chance to visit a Babeland store I suggest you do it. The people working in them actually know about the stuff they sell and can talk about stuff without sounding like ass hats.
They also don’t act weird if you happen to be with another girl.
Go Babeland!

The real sex toy reviews directory big list is up today.
The whole site is different.

big sex toy review list

The huge list of real sex toy reviews from RSTR

I thought about reposting it, but that isn’t my style and it is to big anyway.
My reviews are of course on it. lol
Check it out. 
(and make comments on my reviews saying I rock!)

Sinfully sweet!

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