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Hello, I’m a


You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change, I can feel it.

The People’s Choice Sex Toy Reviewers Award Winners For 2011
and the
Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2011
have come out now and I wasn’t on either list.

For the sex toy reviewers one I am guessing it is because I really don’t review enough compared to those who did get mentioned and it was a bit of a popularity contest because it was all done with readers votes. The people who are super popular and social are going to get a lot more votes than little Ms Pocket.

For the top 100 bloggers I am thinking it is because I don’t update enough and for the last few months I really haven’t been talking about sex much.

Maybe next year.

Sorry I am late on this 😦

big monthly sex toy review list

Check it out!

All submitted reviews from October 2011

I admit I don’t deserve any Elucidator Award. I didn’t even know what the word was.
Same goes for the Sharing Is Caring Award. I hardly get time to check my own comments on my blog so who would expect me to be spending an hour a day promoting other peoples stuff?
Risque Reviewer Award is a maybe. I do tell it like it is. I don’t know how detailed other reviewers get with the sex part of sex toy reviews though. Maybe I am tame.
The Sex Positive Award is also a maybe. I am pretty sex positive I think.
For example, I think everyone should go masturbate now and think about how sex positive I am.
Are you back?
How was it?

There is an Affinity For Jocosity Award. I didn’t know what jocosity was either, but I am it! I’m a funny girl. I’m a riot. I tickle your bone. Funny bone that is!
See? That was proof.
They don’t have a ditsy cute reviewer award, so the Jocosity thing is my only hope.
I never win shit. Go vote for me so I can have a cool award and get free stuff that I will probably have no use for except in expanding the clutter of my life.

Vote for me here!

so happy to get this award I could just strip down naked and get wild

Thank you so much, I accept.

You did go vote for me didn’t you?

The monthly shebang!  Is that really a word? It is.
I looked it up.
she·bang (sh-bng)
n. Slang
A situation, organization, contrivance, or set of facts or things:

I also found this.
shebang – May come from an Irish name for a speakeasy—shebeen—so the “whole shebeen” was the whole drinking establishment; shebang also first meant “hut, shed, dwelling.”

I don’t believe it though.

It is kinda a magical sounding word like ellacadabra, but when you look at it you know it comes from a lusty thought way back in time.

Back on topic– did I have a topic?
Sex toy reviews by real reviewers who take the time to include photos or video along with actual opinions of the products they are reviewing.

Big monthly list of sex toy reviews and reviewers

The BIG LIST was published yesterday on RSTR.
All kinds of kick ass reviews of sexy fun stuff from people like me.
Check it out!

Pretty cool , check this Interview with sex blogger Pocket RockettZ on Jewely Hoxie’s sheboppin’.
Yep, that is me!
Fun fun fun.
Am I really a sex blogger though?
Check it out! For real. Do it.  lol

Also got asked to write an article for Real Sex Toy Reviews on my favorite topic.
Yep, Pocket Rockets!
I haven’t done it yet, but I am excited.
If you want to read fab reviews on sex toys check them out.
I read only real sex toy reviews
Real Sex Toy Reviews is bullshit free. Check it out!

Another great site that lists sex toy reviews I recently discovered is
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews
You have seen the button on my sidebar I am sure.

Love how they list my reviews.
Here is an example.
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews rocks. Check it out!

Huge random shout for Bad Dragon.
They say they make naughty toys for people who want to indulge in fantasies of their favourite species either in private, or with others.
What I see is some CRAZY original dildos.

Bad Dragon

Click it to see some adults only toys

Bad Dragon.
Check it out!

I found them through twitter.

I am on twitter you know.

This is my Twitter. Why aren’t you my friend? Friend me people!
Follow PocketRockettZ on Twitter
I’m serious. Follow me.
Tell me to follow you back if you read my blog.
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Also have to give a shout for Views From the Back Row.
If you don’t know about HNT you don’t follow my blog.
Check it out!

Last, but certainly not least.
SlutWalk Seattle
“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself, where you walk, when you walk there, with whom you walk, whom you trust, what you do, where you do it, with whom you do it, what you drink, how much you drink, whether you make eye contact, if you’re alone, if you’re with a stranger, if you’re in a group, if you’re in a group of strangers, if it’s dark, if the area is unfamiliar, if you’re carrying something, how you carry it, what kind of shoes you’re wearing in case you have to run, what kind of purse you carry, what jewelry you wear, what time it is… Blame the victim not the assailant.
If you live in the NW spread the word about SlutWalk Seattle.

slut walk seattle


Time to finish my FFF post.
have a great weekend everybody.

Pocket Rockettz

This is cute.
It was given to me by a friend because they said “This little guy was made for you.”
What do you think? Does it fit my personality?

Frisky kitty vibrator pocket rocket

Ain't it cute?

This pocket rocket is part of an entire line of cute little vibes called bzzz buddies.
They have lots of other cute ones, but truly this one looks like it was designed with me in mind.
Its a kitty, its pink, its my favorite style of vibrator, and it even comes with a cute story about being a curious kitty that likes to explore and loves warm places.
That is me to a T!

I didn’t take a picture of the attachments because I could really care less about them, but it comes with a few.
I like it as is though.
I rarely like attachments on pocket rocket vibes because they are a hassle and I lose them.
For me it is all about just buzzing my bud till I quiver.

Besides being so cute this is just your average pocket rocket. Nothing special about it at all.
That is fine with me because that is exactly why I love pocket rockets so much.
They are the perfect vibrator.
Tiny, powerful, low-cost, and they last forever.
I have used this one in my car, at work, in the bath, and of course in bed.

All the cute Bzzz Buddies pocket rocket vibrators have names.
This one is named Frisky.
Even the name is perfect for me.
So fun!

meow meow meow says this pocket rocket

meow meow meow

I am told this Frisky Kitty was from Good Vibes.
I went and looked. Found they carry two of the Bzzz buddies lineup.
On the official bzzz buddies site  it looks like they currently have 4 models available out of a bunch planned, but I can’t tell for sure. It is a cute site, but you can’t buy stuff there.
Good Vibes has Frisky the kitty though, and that is the most cute of them in my opinion.
Of course that could just be because Frisky looks like it was made personally for me.

The real sex toy reviews directory big list is up today.
The whole site is different.

big sex toy review list

The huge list of real sex toy reviews from RSTR

I thought about reposting it, but that isn’t my style and it is to big anyway.
My reviews are of course on it. lol
Check it out. 
(and make comments on my reviews saying I rock!)

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