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If only it said RockettZ

it is a cute pink pocket rocket vibrator

You know I love my Pocket Rockets.
This one is extra cool because it actually says “Pocket Rocket” in a style that reminds me of both cartoons and toys. I don’t know why the font reminds me of that, but it does, and I like it.
It is also PINK!
Pink just makes it more fun.

close up of the pink pocket rocket

Pocket Rockets are my favorite toys. They are low cost, easy to clean, and they do the trick.
They almost never break, and they pretty much all take just one AA battery. I hate having to buy expensive or hard to find batteries for my vibrators.
Besides the looks of this pocket rocket there isn’t anything that makes it stand out from all the others, but as you all know I think looks are important and pink kicks ass.

This pocket rocket is 4 inches long, it has average power for a pocket rocket style vibe, it is made of hard plastic, comes with a little studded cover or tip attachment if you want to call it that, and has lasted through many uses by both myself and one other person without problems.
In general that makes it a very average pocket rocket, which makes sense because it is also barely above the mid-point price wise as far as pocket rockets go.

I have found that when buying a pocket rocket you are in general getting less rattle and a smoother buzz the higher up the price ladder you climb. Besides that your just paying for the looks.

My only bitch about this one would be that it isn’t waterproof.
I don’t usually use this sort of toy in the bath or shower anyway, but it is nice to have the option.

This Pocket Rocket is available at Good vibes.

for the sake of being sexy with my pocket rocket

This last picture is totally unneeded for review purposes, but I am not a paid reviewer anyway and mostly buy my own toys, get them as gifts, or snag them from my friends, so I am allowed to deviate as much as I want from what is considered a normal review.
The reason for this picture is simply because I am an attention whore and like pictures of myself.
I’m not really sure if that is completely true, but I can’t think of a better excuse. I think my 2 top reasons for talking about sex toys may actually be 1) to talk about sex toys 2) to have a reason to post pictures of myself.
I also love to share great toys so people don’t buy crap, but do I need pictures at all to do that?
If I do need pictures, wouldn’t one like the second picture be enough?
Nah, screw that. I’m all about being an internet exhibitionist.

Signing out, Hasta la vista, baby

This was my last Pocket Rockets post.
Pocket RockettZ on pocket rockets HNT
I did it as a Half Nekkid Thursday post and talked about being addicted to Pocket Rockets.

Yep, I’m a slacker.
I’m about two weeks late on posting this.
Check it out anyway.
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This Months Big List Of Sex Toy Reviews On Real Sex Toy Reviews

You might also notice that voting is still open for your favorite sex toy reviewers.
I would really appreciate some votes so if you would take just a few minutes and vote for me I would just love it.

I know I haven’t posted any new reviews for a while, but I will. Here are a few of my past reviews to remind you haw totally awesome I am!

I’m A Masturbation Rebel At Work

After affects – G spotting

Pop goes the… plug

Hurt My Kitty – Beware the evil toy!

Pocket RockettZ on pocket rockets HNT

Naughty Dice and Duck Farts

and there is more!

I just want to win some stuff. Help me out and vote for me. I showed you my my bent toes!
A pity vote will do. I’m not picky.
I begged for votes before too. That just shows I’m serious.
Gimmi gimmi gimmi a vote.
That was supposed to be read in a childish tantrum type voice.
Voting ends this month.


Is this not one of the cutest butt plugs you have ever seen?
It is called a Pop Plug and they are not just cute, they are also the shiznit.
urbandictionary.com for those who don’t dig my 90’s slang. lol
To the point = Pop Plugs Rock!

pop plug butt plugs are good for fun

I was introduced to this little fellow last weekend by a friend.
I liked my introduction so much I have borrowed it semi permanently.

The Pop plug fits PERFECT for me. Most plugs are too bulky or have to large of a drop in size from the head area to the neck for me. That sort of thing is painful. This plug is smooth and tapered. It goes in easy and stays in place, but also comes out without any ouch.

If you look close you can see that a seam runs down the side. It is not noticeable when you are using it. I actually didn’t notice it until I got around to studying it for this post.

small pink butt plug

Proper review time.
Pop Plugs are made by Doc Johnson and are offered in three sizes, small, medium, and large.
This one I have fallen in love with is a size medium. I have not seen the other sizes in person so can’t tell you much about them, but I can say the size medium is perfect for me.

Pop Plugs are made of 100% silicone so they can be boiled between uses. That makes these perfect for sharing.
I’m sure you guessed that though because of how I acquired mine. Don’t just share any old plug people. Many plugs are porous and can’t be sterilized between uses. The anus is obviously full of many types of bacteria you don’t want to share.
If you want a really hard plug instead of a squishy soft one like this then I suggest glass if you plan on sharing your plug.
That includes all you monogamous couples out there who think “if she has it I have it.”
That isn’t true. Don’t share your plugs with each other unless you sterilize them between uses. You will eventually end up sorry if you do.

Safety lecture over.

So, these are silicone, easy to clean, can be sterilized, tapered for easy in and out, cute as all get out, and I love them.
The ring on the base after the flair is soft and squishy too. That makes it so you don’t have anything hard poking out to annoy your partner.
If you have ever used a plug with a hard ring poking out you will know why that can be annoying to your partner. Squishy equals comfort and no painful eye poking if your partner is orally helping you out while the plug is in.
It also makes it so if by chance you are a woman in doggy position and your partner is fucking you while your plug is in it wont be jabbing them painfully in the stomach if they get going fast.
Talk about a killjoy situation for them. Who wants something hard jabbing them in the stomach on every in thrust?

pop plugs are fun little butt plugs

Pop plugs = They are Da bomb, tight, hot, rad, sick, and totally dope.
Urban dictionary time again?
So says Pocket!
Extra coolness, these cute plugs are available at my favorite place for sex toys.
Pop Plugs are available at Babeland!
Shop women friendly, sex positive, ethical stores girls!

*pouty face*

death from sex toy sad review picture

I hurt my kitty

As a general rule I only review products on my blog that I actually like.
I have decided to break my rule for this toy because I think a public service announcement is necessary.
This toy needs a warning label to be printed big and bold on the box that says “Warning: Not for use if you have any inner labia at all!”

This very cute looking toy is evil.
It tried to kill my kitty, but only succeeded in causing me some pain.
Yes, the Divine Inspiration hurt my kitty.

Catch the name of this toy? “Divine Inspiration”
The inspiration must have come from some very evil-minded woman-hater.

I must admit that it was all my fault though, because I had been warned.
My possession of this toy came about after rummaging through a box of “junk toys” at a friend’s house. It was pretty, unique, and had cool designs on it.
I asked what it was, and was told “it is a piece of shit pussy eater.”
My curiosity was piqued and I asked what was wrong with it.
I was told that it was a rotating vibrator and it tangled her labia all up.
Hmm, curiosity killed the cat they say.
In my case it just hurt my kitty.

I had this idea that a rotating vibe would be fun.
My mind told me that since both my inner and outer labia are smaller than average it would be fun.
I should have listened to my friend.

That night when I went to bed I took this toy with me.

dont let the looks fool you its a death toy

Don't let the pretty looks fool you!

At first I put just a bit of lube on it and tried to use it from a side angle like a Sqweel.
Sliquid Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator
Just didn’t do much in that direction, so I went for it straight on.
Sure enough, it tried to yank at my lips.
I decided I needed more lube and tried it again. Good for a minute, but then it started yanking again.
I added massive amounts of lube and went for it once more. It was kind of cool feeling, but then the lube started sticking up and the thing tried to rip my lips off!
Fucking evil toy!
It rotates both directions with the push of a button.
It doesn’t vibrate without rotation. It just plain sucks.
Maybe if you have no labia at all this would be fun. I’m small though and it tried to eat me.

You have been warned!

So now that I have told you how wonderful the toy works I will tell you another problem I found.
When you look at the picture you can see that the top spinning part and the lower handle have a crack between them.
The top spinning part is silicone and the handle is hard plastic.
After I was done abusing myself with the evil sex toy I went to clean off all the lube.
In that crack was a ton of the stuff.
I wasn’t to worried about breaking the thing, but I didn’t want to because I have a friend with one of those total inny type kitties and thought maybe she would like it.
Still, I couldn’t get the silicone off without ripping it.
I pulled at it and there ended up lube under it too.
This thing is impossible to clean.
Dirty sex toys equal infections. Toys you can’t clean well equal dirty toys.
So whoever invented this thing obviously wanted to make sure that if it didn’t rip your labia off, you would at least get rotten crotch.

I’m wondering what the people at Cal Exotics had in mind when they let this one through.
Cal Exotics is a big company and knows their stuff when it comes to sex toys.
Even so they made a whole line of them. 3 to be exact. I won’t be trying the other two.

If you are tempted as I was to give the evil toy a try, and it tries to eat your kitty, just remember that I warned you.

For all you seekers of punishment out there, you can get it here.

First let me explain why I am not made up, am exposing grow out,  and am dressed like I was gardening.
I was.
I had the day off and was picking berries, but got called in to work.
It was supposed to be just 2 easy appointments so it was only going to be about an hour and I just didn’t have time to do my hair or makeup.

Two fast cuts.
First one took about 15 minutes.
Next guy showed up and it turned out I knew him.
Sorta knew him really. He was a friend of a friend and I had met him a few times.
My friend had told him i was a masturbation addict the last time I had seen him and I had admitted I was.
Loose lips when alcohol is involved.
So while cutting his hair he asked about it. I decided to be honest and just go with the conversation.
Eventually he asked if I ever masturbated while at work. I told him I did whenever I had the chance.
The guy was bold and good-looking. His boldness made him tell me he wanted to watch. His being good-looking made me wet and say o.k.

After I finished his hair I took him in the back storage room.
I told him he could take pictures with his cell phone, but I had to approve them after. He agreed.

I had a really cool toy with me.
The Rebel Toyfriend.
This thing is tiny and almost silent.
Smooth silicone with a perfect knob on the end to find your G-Spot.
I love it!

There is a big cushion in the back storage room that just kinda sits in a corner for no reason.
I am in charge of the back room btw.
I laid myself down on it and went to work.

masterbation at work with my Rebel Toyfriend

It doesn’t take me long to cum.
I’m not sure how long of a show he was expecting, but the whole shebang took about 4 or 5 minutes.
I was nervous and anxious because I was doing it in front of a stranger, but I was also very excited from it.

afraid to pull my shorts down to masturbate with the toy

The Rebel Toyfriend is great for G-Spot as i mentioned, but I couldn’t do that with my pants on, and I chickened out about pulling my shorts off and exposing myself in front of him.
I wanted to do it, but for some reason I was not brave enough.
I used my toyfriend as a clitoral vibe only.
That is my normal way of masturbation anyways, so it was just fine.

The whole experience was hot.
I watched his face almost the entire time.
He was very into it.

the little rebel toyfriend got me off and left me blushed

Afterwards he spoke and his voice caught in his throat. That made me almost cum again. It was cool knowing I could have such an effect on someone without even getting naked or touching them.

One time thing though.
He is cute, but not my type.
I have to mention that he gave me a $50 and wouldn’t take change back on his $19 clipper cut.
Nice tip for something I would have done anyway once he had walked out the door.

The toy (This is a sex toy review)
The Rebel. A Toyfriend Mini.
Borrowed not owned. (I want my own)
Black, sleek, and sexy.
Just a fraction over 5″ in length.
It is sneaky quite for clandestine meetings at any time of the day.

The Rebel comes with a clear plastic base to stand it up on your nightstand if you are lucky enough to not have to hide sex toys at home.
You can get it in pink or black.
It is coated with firm silk-like silicone.
It will make your knees shake.
You can get your own Rebel here.
I have not tried any of the other Toyfriend Mini vibes, but I hope to eventually.
I also really want to try a Toyfriend Double. They look so inviting.

If anybody from ToyFriend reads this I would be happy to review your Doubles. 😀

Hope you all enjoyed my gardening look!

Babeland can fulfill your Toyfriend Mini cravings.

Pretty cool , check this Interview with sex blogger Pocket RockettZ on Jewely Hoxie’s sheboppin’.
Yep, that is me!
Fun fun fun.
Am I really a sex blogger though?
Check it out! For real. Do it.  lol

Also got asked to write an article for Real Sex Toy Reviews on my favorite topic.
Yep, Pocket Rockets!
I haven’t done it yet, but I am excited.
If you want to read fab reviews on sex toys check them out.
I read only real sex toy reviews
Real Sex Toy Reviews is bullshit free. Check it out!

Another great site that lists sex toy reviews I recently discovered is
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews
You have seen the button on my sidebar I am sure.

Love how they list my reviews.
Here is an example.
G.R.I.T.S. Reviews rocks. Check it out!

Huge random shout for Bad Dragon.
They say they make naughty toys for people who want to indulge in fantasies of their favourite species either in private, or with others.
What I see is some CRAZY original dildos.

Bad Dragon

Click it to see some adults only toys

Bad Dragon.
Check it out!

I found them through twitter.

I am on twitter you know.

This is my Twitter. Why aren’t you my friend? Friend me people!
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Also have to give a shout for Views From the Back Row.
If you don’t know about HNT you don’t follow my blog.
Check it out!

Last, but certainly not least.
SlutWalk Seattle
“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself, where you walk, when you walk there, with whom you walk, whom you trust, what you do, where you do it, with whom you do it, what you drink, how much you drink, whether you make eye contact, if you’re alone, if you’re with a stranger, if you’re in a group, if you’re in a group of strangers, if it’s dark, if the area is unfamiliar, if you’re carrying something, how you carry it, what kind of shoes you’re wearing in case you have to run, what kind of purse you carry, what jewelry you wear, what time it is… Blame the victim not the assailant.
If you live in the NW spread the word about SlutWalk Seattle.

slut walk seattle


Time to finish my FFF post.
have a great weekend everybody.

Pocket Rockettz

The real sex toy reviews directory big list is up today.
The whole site is different.

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The huge list of real sex toy reviews from RSTR

I thought about reposting it, but that isn’t my style and it is to big anyway.
My reviews are of course on it. lol
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